Buster Crabs

You can never be too safe with your pasties.

I think these were the rubber duckies Ernie was singing about.

Pastie possibilities from the hardware store.( those are sink stoppers)

Fiesta breasts!

How often have we wished they could stare back?

Pesky ants try to ruin every picnic..on your breasts!

Halloween is right around the corner and with this wondrous holiday brings ample opportunity to decorate the girls for a fun night out. The flowery top was part of Halloween costume entitled My Secret Garden . It was created in 2001 when NYC was still on edge from the 9/11 attacks and I had more time than work. There was no way I was going to let the terrorists take Halloween away from me.

This crafty lady busted out the crochet needles and some tasty vinyl to create these super sweet pasties. Delicious!!

Why dress your breasts?

Titties, Hooters, Jugs, Fun bags, Racks. So many names for the part of our body that comes in a matching, though maybe not perfectly symmetrical set. They advertise, they nurture, they spice things up. They are our anatomical salt and pepper shakers. Why NOT dress them up! No matter the size , the shape, from just a little dollop to so much bigger than your head, they are yours to show off, to enjoy, to dress up and festoon as you please.